Things I've Said to My Children
by Nathan Ripperger
This book was fun to read! I love a good book in which I can relate to. Nathan Ripperger, a father has made a collection of things he himself has told his children. My kids enjoyed this book too! They thought it was hilarious! The illustrations to go with the quotes are very clever and soooo funny!! I think after reading this book many parents and grandparents can relate to this book. I am sure you have found yourself saying some crazy bizarre things to your kids! Here are some of my favorites from the book:
"Stop eating cake out of the garbage, you already brushed your teeth!"
"Stop rubbing watermelon on your arm."
"We do not poop in books"
"I am not talking to you until you are wearing underwear"